I Don't Want Easy I Want Crazy

A blog about fandoms, life, and whatever else I come up with~

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tachiboner asked: dooooo dynasty warriors



A bunch of ching chong ding dongs compete over who gets to rule over China, though like 60% of them don’t even look Asian at all. There’s supposed to be Three Kingdoms and a romance between them, but for some reason a fourth one pops up. It all begins with a bunch of dudes in yellow turbans. There’s totally magic involved and tacticians that shoot lasers. Do not pursue Lu Bu.

this is essentially 100% right